Stories of the Strange in Valletta

Learn a British surgeon's amazing secret, hear of Valletta's problems with poo, and see the place where plague broke out.

Discover Truths Far Stranger Than Fiction

This walking tour will reveal some of the more unusual and lesser-known stories from Valletta’s rich, if dirty, past.

You’ll hear how the city’s former police station was haunted; learn how the Maltese played a crucial part in the battle for America’s independence; see exactly where the plague of 1813 broke out and cast your eyes upon the terrifying figures who dealt with the dead.

Strange stories of deadly priests and dirty deeds of naughty knights will follow tales of the unusual rebels who tried to overthrow the Knights of Malta.

During the tour you’ll also be told about the knights’ fascination with poo, and you’ll learn the incredible secret hidden by a top British surgeon who lived in Malta in the 18th Century – and of the local landlord who guessed it.

All this and more, on the Stories of the Strange in Valletta tour.

What to Expect

Horrible Histories

Dark Malta Tours tell true stories of murder, crime, witchcraft, tragedy and naughty behaviour from across Malta's history.

Historic Setting

The setting for this walking tour will be Malta's picturesque and historic capital city Valletta, a UNESCO World Heritage site.

Professional Guide

The tour will be conducted by Mario, a licensed tourist guide who has spent years studying the darker side of Malta's history.

Flexible Access

The tour is suitable for people of average fitness and ability. Please get in touch if you have mobility requirements.

Payments

Payment can be made by credit card in advance to secure your booking, or in cash or Revolut at the start of the tour.

Contact

Ask for more information or make a booking on +356 99892628 or click the icon above to send an email.

Tour Meeting Point

The Law Courts in Valletta at night
The tour begins at the Courts of Justice in Republic Street

€15 per ticket

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Book a Private Tour

Want to experience the rich history of the Maltese islands? Book a private tour for any of the dark history walks, or for a family-friendly trip covering the highlights of Malta’s past. This can include visits to the megalithic temples, the ancient city of Mdina, the fishing village of Marsaxlokk and the sleepy charms of the island of Gozo.

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