Scandal and Dis-Order
Scandal and Dis-Order
Hear dirty deeds by the naughty knights of St John, the prostitutes who became rich nuns, and the 1823 carnival tragedy
- Walking Tour
- 7pm-9pm
- All Weather
Naughty Knights and Deadly Days
This tour reveals the titillating truth about the Knights of Malta and the people they ruled over. Learn what the founder of Valletta, Jean de Valette, really thought of Malta and the Maltese; uncover the sex lives of these rich, bored knights; hear the antics of the former prostitutes who became rich nuns but then sometimes failed to leave bad habits behind. Learn the scandalous way that Grand Master Pinto departed this earth; the shocking murder statistics from the early modern period; and hear about the female pharmacist who tied up her servants and flogged them, as well as assaulting her love rivals in church. You'll also hear why more than 100 teenage boys entered a Valletta church during the 1823 carnival, but did not come out the building alive. All this, and more, on the Scandal and Dis-Order tour.
What to Expect
Horrible Histories
Dark Malta Tours tell true stories of murder, crime, witchcraft, tragedy and naughty behaviour from across Malta's history.
Historic Setting
The setting for this walking tour will be Malta's picturesque and historic capital city Valletta, a UNESCO World Hertitage site.
Professional Guide
The tour will be conducted by Mario, a licensed tourist guide who has spent years studying the darker side of Malta's history.
Flexible Access
The tour is suitable for people of average fitness and ability. Please get in touch if you have mobility requirements.
Payments
Payment can be made in cash at the start of the tour. Revolut payments are also accepted in advance.
Contact
Ask for more information or make a booking on +356 99892628 or click the icon above to send an email.
Tour Meeting Point
€15 per ticket
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This tour reveals the titillating truth about the Knights of Malta and the people they ruled over. Learn what the founder of Valletta, Jean de Valette, really thought of Malta and the Maltese; uncover the sex lives of these rich, bored knights; hear of the ex-prostitutes who became nuns, but then sometimes failed to leave bad habits behind.
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Book a Private Tour
Want to experience the rich history of the Maltese islands? Book a private tour for any of the dark history walks, or for a family-friendly trip covering Malta’s many highlights. This can include visits to the megalithic temples, the ancient city of Mdina, the fishing village of Marsaxlokk and the sleepy charms of the island of Gozo.